What to wear to go from brunch with your mom...to a Santa Barbara baby shower...to finally getting your sh*t back from your ex.
The Dress: Free People
The Shoes: Shoemint
The Bag: Vintage sequin clutch. With an interior slip pocket for that just-in-case stash of Xanax.
The sheer bodice is classy enough for mom/your preggers BFF's mom, but hey-o enough to give your former flame a twinge of...something. (Do sociopaths feel regret? Asking for a friend.)
The skirt has plenty of movement in it, making it really easy to show how much fun you're having being single/hanging out with moms and babies/all that other future-wife stuff. It's probably super comfortable to cook in, too. I, uh, haven't really tested that part out yet.
It also has enough length in it to keep things classy during cross-legged girl chat sessions.
I recommend a liquid cat-eye liner with this look - it will help you remember not to cry. AND if you do happen to shed a few glistening tears, at least this way they'll leave a mark...on his soul.
I'm pretty over the high-low hemline thing in general, but this one's less aggressive than most - and does this wonderful billowing thing, which can add some much-appreciated drama to your hair-flip exit.