Apparently, the hedgehog's moniker is a fusion of two things: Its hankering for hedgerows and one impressively hoglike snout. (I guess we know which came first in that critter duo.)

Thus, my new favorite game is born. Find your hedgehog name!!

1. What/where is your favorite nature-y hang spot?
2. Whose nose does yours most resemble?

Mine: Solstice Canyon + My Grandpa, Robert Smith = SOLSTICE BOB

Requesting new business cards immediately.

Just because, here's a little video of a super cute hedgehog being callously manipulated by its owner:

The trials & travails

of

stacie corliss

an autobiography. filed under awkwardness & embarrassment at your local library.

don't try to ask them about it at the desk. it gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the author:
my existence is magically tragic. mostly because jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. it's okay to be a little bit jealous.