October 8, 2014 Stacie Corliss

I love when workout instructors tell you to push yourself outside of your comfort zone. I just want to be like, is this really what you think I look like when I'm comfortable?

The trials & travails

of

stacie corliss

an autobiography. filed under awkwardness & embarrassment at your local library.

don't try to ask them about it at the desk. it gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the author:
my existence is magically tragic. mostly because jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. it's okay to be a little bit jealous.