— irony is a lifestyle

November 12, 2013 Stacie Corliss

Me: "Could you use that in a sentence?" My Tutee: "Stacie is a strumpet."

The trials & travails

of

stacie corliss

an autobiography. filed under awkwardness & embarrassment at your local library.

don't try to ask them about it at the desk. it gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the author:
my existence is magically tragic. mostly because jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. it's okay to be a little bit jealous.