؟ Irony is a Lifestyle ؟

The Trials & Travails of Stacie Corliss. An Autobiography. Filed under Embarrassment and Awkwardness in your local library. Don't try to ask them about it at the desk. It gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the Author:
My existence is magically tragic. Mostly because Jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. It's okay to be a little bit jealous.

My synapses have given up on firing.

—Me