؟ Irony is a Lifestyle ؟

The Trials & Travails of Stacie Corliss. An Autobiography. Filed under Embarrassment and Awkwardness in your local library. Don't try to ask them about it at the desk. It gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the Author:
My existence is magically tragic. Mostly because Jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. It's okay to be a little bit jealous.

Overheard in Equinox

                

Woman 1: One of my clients is just stressing me out.

Woman 2: Good stress or bad stress?

Woman 1: It’s good stress.  I mean, we just sold his first pilot, which is great, obviously.

Woman 2: Oh good!

Woman 1: Yeah, but now he doesn’t want to do anything else… You know how they are.

I know exactly how they are.

*conspiratorial eye contact*