؟ Irony is a Lifestyle ؟

The Trials & Travails of Stacie Corliss. An Autobiography. Filed under Embarrassment and Awkwardness in your local library. Don't try to ask them about it at the desk. It gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the Author:
My existence is magically tragic. Mostly because Jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. It's okay to be a little bit jealous.

                             

Remind me not to comment on a friend’s Facebook post that is bound to be universally popular, across their network, ie: engagement announcements, athletic/or career accomplishments, birthday nonsensicals.

I don’t know who the next 18,000 commenters are, I don’t know what they mean to your life, and I don’t care to receive a facebook update every time one of them posts a tragically vanilla comment.

Mostly because I get excited every time that little blue square with the white f pops up on my blackberry, with an adorable little star - thinking the Facebook update is going to be one of my friends validating my existence, or at least serving as a moment of entertainment in an otherwise meh series of social interactions… And then it’s about you.

Yawn. Irk. Meh.