While attempting to Google the inventor of Matzo (Matzah? Matzoh?) Ball Soup, so I could properly thank him, posthumously, for the magically delectable cure-all, I instead stumbled across the inventor of Spray Pancake Batter.
I paused, momentarily, in confusion. Then pressed on.
I finally came across a single article claiming to sufficiently detail the history of my favorite Jewish dinner. Meh, if that’s the best you can do, INTERNET. It neglected to name names, but it did mention Passover, Hebrews, Canaan, and Egypt… So I pretty much concluded that I should just thank Jesus.
I’m going to go ahead and pour a little chicken broth out for him.
(Cue: Subtle nod of gratitude slash solidarity.)