؟ Irony is a Lifestyle ؟

The Trials & Travails of Stacie Corliss. An Autobiography. Filed under Embarrassment and Awkwardness in your local library. Don't try to ask them about it at the desk. It gets really weird...really fast.

Note from the Author:
My existence is magically tragic. Mostly because Jesus has decided to use my life for his own entertainment. It's okay to be a little bit jealous.

Thanks For The Soup, Jesus

While attempting to Google the inventor of Matzo (Matzah? Matzoh?) Ball Soup, so I could properly thank him, posthumously, for the magically delectable cure-all, I instead stumbled across the inventor of Spray Pancake Batter.

Truth.

I paused, momentarily, in confusion.  Then pressed on.

I finally came across a single article claiming to sufficiently detail the history of my favorite Jewish dinner. Meh, if that’s the best you can do, INTERNET. It neglected to name names, but it did mention Passover, Hebrews, Canaan, and Egypt… So I pretty much concluded that I should just thank Jesus.

I’m going to go ahead and pour a little chicken broth out for him. 

(Cue: Subtle nod of gratitude slash solidarity.)

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