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When the guy you’re dating refuses to indulge your social media need(ines)s:
Him: "You expect me to "like" all of your Instagrams, don’t you."
Her: "Um, yeah. I mean, what’s not to like?”
Him: "Ha. But then it doesn’t mean anything. This way you’ll know when I really like something."
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Her: "So what you’re actually saying is that you don’t like all the other ones.”
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HIM looked at HER like she was the crazy one.
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This relationship didn’t last very long.
INT. THE BEDROOM ifyaknowwhatimean
Him: Wait. What are you wearing?
Her: My favorite onesie?!
Him: Yeah. Take that off.
Her: You don’t like my onesie?
Him: No.
Her: But it’s so adorable!
Him: I don’t think that’s what you’re going for in here.
Her: Oh, you’d be surprised.
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Silence.
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A few to eight hours later…
Him: Are you wearing that terrible thing again?
Her: My totally adorable onesie?
Him: Yes.
Her: Yep! And don’t you worry, I have a wide and varied selection of the sort. I even have a snap-front one with sleeves and legs and the whole bit.
Him: I’m sleeping with a seven-year-old.
Her: Hey, some men go to jail for this sort of thing. You get it risk-free!
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I think HER won.