Upon absorbing the fact that my entire purchase consists of Adderall and cleaning supplies:
Me: I have a really big night ahead of me. Pretty excited.
The pharmacist's fingers stop doing whatever it is that they do on that little machine of his.
Moment of eye contact. Longer moment of silence.
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Me: I'm just kidding. I just realized this totally looks like the Desperate Housewives thing where she gets all cracked out on her kid's Adderall and cleans everything in sight and, like, bakes lots of cookies and stuff.
Awkward laughter on my end. Another lengthy moment of deep, deep silence on his. Uncomfortable shifting from all three people in line behind me.
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Pharmacist: Do you have a Rewards card with us?
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Yes I do. Thank you so much for asking.