whataboutirony?: Stacie, you should sign up for Kickball! We could use someone like you!
I’m pretty sure she was referring to my overly-enthusiastic nature, not my kick-a$$ kickball skills. What is kickball, exactly?
me: No, I would totally be down - I’m just afraid that I will never make it out on a Sunday.
Kickball takes place Sundays around noon. In Santa Monica. That time-frame is usually filled with brunch, flea market-ing, and/or just waking up. Not in Santa Monica.
ihiredironyandprobablyregretitdaily: Wait, what? Don’t give up yet. There’s still hope.
What?
Oh. Right.
He thought I said, “I’m just afraid that I will never make-out on a Sunday.”
A. I’m glad that this is apparently totally plausible
B. It’s always nice to know your boss believes in you.