A new friend and I casually sort of planned a low-key evening of Orphan Black and cocktails. What could possibly go awry?
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I assumed said low-key evening would be taking place at his…place, as I swear I mentioned on our initial outing that I am not the proud owner of a television.
Then I got this text: “What’s you adresssss (sic). I’m leaving hereeeee.” (We’ll go ahead and ignore the grammar on that one for now. Because I’m feeling friendly. And I have another story to tell.)
F. He’s coming over here.
Me: "Ummmm I don’t have a television."
Him: "We can just drink. Let’s never leave your couch."
Too soon to tell him I don’t have one of those either?
Spoiler alert: He found out.
Not. Awkward. At. All.